Grind half your side projects into a fine paste, then mold it and let it harden into a side-project concrete hammer. Proceed to smash the other half of the side projects into oblivionesque completion.
"Aieeee!" The scream resonates in the cool night air as one of the barmaids at the Golden Griffon goes completely berserk and runs out of the tavern like a train over a cliff (Yes, she falls on her face and has to kneel/stand up). She's stammering about a shadow that moved and running arou...
I've seen that happen to other people, too. Fred probably fixed it so that you don't lose money when you go over 2.1b, but it's not represented correctly.