Clan Titan

Hehe, it looks like a sammich from that angle.

alaska is our ace in the hole should you canadians get any crazier up there. hello polar bear takeover!

Alaska is like that deadbeat cousin that does nothing but take up space on the couch and drinks all your beers

alaska reminds me of bologna. steak, like us, is pretty awesome ... bologna, like alaska, is that retarded cousin.

"if you're eating steak its something special, if you're eating bologna you might be special"

Your analogy fails because bologna can be anything.

that's true, in this case bologna is alaska