Clan Titan

Follow the directions in ** **, then post your results.

**See how far you can correctly sing "Twelve Days of Christmas"**

1----I slapped
2----I ran away with
3----I had a beer with
4----I destroyed
5----I enjoyed a tasty
6----I really like
7----I ran head first into
8----I fondled
9----I cuddled with
10---I threw
11---I destroyed
12---I have fantasies about

**Pick the day (number) you were born on**

01------a hottie
02------Tharris
03------an Easter egg
04------a pine tree
05------a cucumber
06------a toothbrush
07------Britney Spears
08------Zuka
09------a blind man wearing sunglasses
10------an A&F model
11------a chocobo
12------Curulan
13------Tordek
14------your mama
15------an overweight Asian woman
16------a car air freshener
17------a dryer
18------Ryan Gosling
19------a swing at the park
20------a bag of weed
21------orange
22------a glass bowl
23------Rupert Grint
24------a pickle
25------a hamburger
26------a thanksgiving turkey
27------a homeless guy
28------a bottle of jager
29------a Mexican
30------a box of chocolates
31------a box

**Pick the color of shirt you are wearing**

White--- Because Im tired
Black----Because I do what I want
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs/man titties
Red-----Because I love the ganja
Blue----Because thats how I roll
Green----Because I can
Purple----Because Im in love
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Other-----Because I am dying
Polka Dot-----Because I was drugged
Yellow-----Because I can perform backflips

Remember, post your results, please!!

Edit: Deleted some spaces to shorten body
Edit: Added yellow t-shirt option - thanks to Gwaihir Windlord for bringing that to my attention

I ran away with a hamburger because I do what I want.

I had a beer with a thanksgiving turkey because I have amazing man titties.

actually, I"m wearing white rather than pink, but I prefer that ending.

I can't believe I missed the man titties ending...I should have read all of the options! Ah well.

my man titties are better than your man titties.

I don't know how long I can continue to say something like that before my "reasonible" factor kicks in.

Alright, here's what I got:

"I fondled with - a Thanksgiving turkey - because I'm in love"

I had a beer with a cucumber because I'm dying. (yellow wasn't listed and I'm wearing a fake Charlie Brown shirt, why no yellow?)

Tara....person who's name I can't spell and don't wanna scroll down to check...I love you too

I have fantasies about - a mexican - because i'm in love.

Now the creepy thing is -- and i'm wearing a purple shirt. Why I am wearing a purple shirt? O.o

argh, usually I can remember all of them, but today my brain is tired, and ironically, I'm wearing a white shirt.

I had a beer with a toothbrush because I'm tired

I enjoyed a tasty hottie because I do what I want.

lol.

I fondled a Zuka because I can.

Wow, I'm just fairly lame aren't I?

And I really don't know what the hell a Zuka is either.

That would be me. And mine was:

I fondled - Brittney Spears - because I do what I want.

black shirts should seriously be "because I'm a ninja."

oops, that was me.