Twisted Wishes

[Agustus]

[quote="bow4lyf"]Granted, but she will be making out with Paul Walker whenever ur not looking.
quote]

sweet no downsides then

err
Granted but you shall have lice for the rest of your life... even if you shave yourself bald
(awkward wish zuka)

i wish i could find a better direct download site which was free to download all the animes i want

[Tarathilien]

Granted. But after you've downloaded Cowboy BeBop, an obese naked guy comes on the screen and you can't get him off......and you can't shut your computer down or turn off the monitor.

I wish I someone would pick up the phone - I'm tired of listening to elevator music.

[Zuka Zamamee]

Granted, but now the phone will now play Barney's theme song every time it rings.

[bow4lyf]

Lol, u didn't make a wish u shilly goosh.

I wish I was Wonderwoman.

[Agustus]

errr.... that is quite a strange wish their bow....

anyway Granted... though now you are forever banned to wair high heals o_O(dunno couldnt touch anything on that.... well a few things but then i would be in trouble

i wish i was superman except i wasnt weak against kryptonite

[Zuka Zamamee]

((AAAAH!!!! SORRY!!!!))

Granted, but you'll now be weak against every other element in the periodic chart.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to school.

[bow4lyf]

Granted, but u will be behind bars... thanks to me.

I wish I had abs like batman.

[Agustus]

granted... but you shall have everything else like the blob from xmen

i wish i had a time machine... not like napoleon dynamite's.... -_-

[zipcat]

Granted, but it malfunctions and you're stuck in the year Bush became president.


I wish I had cheese and crackers.

[jadewik]

Granted, but your cheese is moldy and your crackers are stale.

I wish for another 100 year* monsoon storm.

(* A rain storm that has an intensity and strength that only happens approximately once every 100 years.)

[Da_PAB]

Granted, but every time a monsoon hits it ur toilet cloggs up.

I wish for a smaller deck..............of cards

[zipcat]

Granted, but they're all in one suit.

I wish for a banana split.

[Sorrontis]

granted, but it will have peanut ice cream.

I wish I was smarter

[Psychadelica]

granted but you soon go insane and end up in a mental hospital after trying to kill yourself

i wish that i will never get tired

[Montorro]

Granted, you are now never going to be tired of being tired, what means you are always tired, with the only difference, you no longer bother!

Uhmm, I wish to be able to manipulate time at will