by Keryth Chaosblade » September 8th, 2006, 8:08 pm
~#~The laughter of a maniac echoed throughout the forests of this land, echoing further and further with each passing moment. It told of a coming insanity, one that was unnatural and hysterical. When one would look for the source, they would find themselves staring at a pale, slender figure who wore black clothing. He looked innocent enough: no armor, no large swords, no bow. His dagger could be a threat, perhaps, but what was a dagger compared to a greatsword? Nothing. Except the mark of insanity in this man.~#~
~#~Keryth walked down a randomly chosen path, chasing after the slightest hint of an animal. Sometimes it was a squirrel, other times a deer. The man laughed in glee as the animals scampered in fear. At times, his laughter caused tears to flow from his eyes, and he often had to stop to catch his breath. Bored now, he walked aimlessly until he came across a small village. Interested, the schizo walked around, laughing insanely and scaring the locals.~#~
~#~His randomly chosen path was interrupted by a little girl holding a stuffed animal. Keryth cocked his head slightly, listening to the animal speak to him. It spoke insults, slander, deceits, lies. Enraged, the man snatched the stuffed animal from the frightened girl and threw it upon the ground, stomping it frantically and laughing in his shrilling voice again. The girl's eyes widened and she screamed at the top of her lungs, seemingly fighting to be heard over the man's laughter.~#~
~#~When she had dashed back to where she lived and told her parents of the incident, a group of twenty or so peasants marched upon him with pitchforks, demanding that he leave. However, Keryth didn't hear a word they said. Instead, he was off on another narcisstic dream about himself. He smiled gleefully, laughing again. A peasant grabbed Keryth by the collar, shaking him until the insane one came to. Enraged, Keryth bit the man's nose and shook his head vigorously before being man-handled off. Bored again, Keryth left the village, ignoring the long slur of threats and curses trailing him.~#~
~#~Hours passed before he found another settlement. This one was much larger and seemed to be of some importance. Intrigued again, he walked aimlessly within the city and continued his insane laughter. Finally, Keryth decided that he was tired and thirsty. With the suspicious glares from the guards and civilians alike, he was guided to the Golden Griffin, where he sat down towards the back, forgetting about his thirst.~#~
~#~Here, Keryth removed the stuffed animal from his pocket and glared at it. It spoke to him again, this time demanding that the schizo eat him. Obeying, Keryth stuffed the animal's head in his mouth, chewing and slobbering all over it. Drool oozed over the entire toy, and he laughed as loudly as he could with it in his mouth. When his mouth had dried out, he removed it from his mouth, placed it back in his pocket, and went to get a drink. Keryth quickly got the bartender's attention, as well as that of several others.~#~
"Drink. Yes, a drink. Drink. Drink, drink, drink. We wants a drink. Yes. Drink. Ha. Haha. Ha! Ha ha ha! HA! Drink. He he. Ha ha! Drink. Yes...yes...drink. DRINK!"
~#~The bartender, startled by the display of insanity in this kook, cautiously handed the man his drink while he jumped up and down like an excited child receiving the best birthday present in the world. Keryth greedily gulped down the drink, ignoring the large amounts of ale that flowed over his face, throat, and clothing. He slammed the mug down after finishing it, grinning widely. Keryth laughed insanely again before removing the stuffed animal and slobbering all over it again. For now, his world was complete.~#~
Madness, you say! Do you fear me?
Are you afraid of what I might do, of what I might say?
What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?