Hypothetical Question:

[jadewik]

Let's say Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and Chuck Norris all got in a fight (and not the "ultimate showdown" please)... how would the action go down? Would Chuck Norris go all "Texas Ranger" on the crowd? Would the dragon combat the drunken fighter only to be stopped by the FEARLESS one?

... I guess what it all comes down to is...

Who would kick whose butt and who would be left standing?

... and if you REALLY want to get technical, which characters these guys have played would kick the most ath?

[James]

Jackie Chan is the weakest out of all of them, but he's the funniest so obvious he would at least live after getting his butt kicked. Chuck Norris is one of the more dangerous foes and so Bruce Lee and Jet Li would honorably ally with each other to kill him, and then fight each other to the death.

Bruce Lee would win.

[Agustus]

Bruce and Chuck would team up and kick all of em silly
then bruce would take out chuck cuz chuck knows bruce is superior

[Ominous]

First the more popular stars in America (Chan and Norris) would duke it out whilst Lee and Li would fight. Norris would probably kick Jackie Chan's ass since Chan is more of a stuntman than a martial artist. Bruce would easily prevail over Jet, since Bruce Lee was diesel enough to invent his own style of combat. And, of course, Lee would easily pwn Norris Jeet Kune Do style, since Norris' infallibility became unfunny and therefore useless about a year ago.

[Apostle]

Id jump in and smash Chuck Norris with a eggbeater for starring in infomercials. -shivers in disgust- I dont want a Total Gym or whatever he sells, im trying to sleep!

-ahem- anyway.. as you were saying. -wanders off-

[jadewik]

I think Jet Li's character Danny the Dog would totally kick everyone's butt. The question is, who is he taking orders from when he kicks the booty?

[Joseph]

Gasp! The horror of you people. Jackie Chan is one of the greatest martial artists of our time. He is a true martial artist too, not just a stunt man. He knows over a hundred different forms of Kung Fu, not to mention the ones he's created over the years, and he's resourceful. When he was the stuntman for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, he earned a name which translated into "to become the dragon", because people saw how good he was. Everyone said he'd be the next Bruce Lee, but for Jackie, he didn't want to be the next anything, he wanted to be the first Jackie Chan. Yeah, he's got personallity and humor, but damn, that guy can move, and take a hit too. So, after kicking the hell out of Jet and Chuckles, Jackie would turn his sights on Bruce Lee, who would promptly kick his ass. But that's mainly because Bruce was smart and watched Jackie waste all that energy on the other two.

And, Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon was his best role; Jackie Chan, best martial arts performance in Drunken Master 2; Jet Li, is all show but he did alright in Kiss of the Dragon; Chuck Norris is still searching for talent to act or fight.