by Courtesan Lemac » January 24th, 2021, 12:24 pm
Well, here is the quick story of it.. lol..
It all started shortly after the end of one the old grand Titan High Council meetings. Az was up to his normal tricks, so I though that I would show him a thing or to. So I reached into one of the magical pouches and pulled out my first of many ‘Az Eating Bunnies,' I had already filled the room with ‘Man Eating Bunnies' and Az was picking them off rather well. So I needed something with a little more kick to get Az. What sets the ‘Az Eating Bunnies' apart from the rest is there hot pink color. But Az was one set ahead of me, he turned that darling bunny into a Hot Pink Tank. The first thing to hit my mind was "I'll show him, that fool gave me a TANK! HAHAHA!!!!" So I ran over to the tank, hopped in, and took aim on Az. But yet again Az was still ahead of me on this one. I fired hoping to see a large bullet leave the barrel of the turret, but to my suprize it fired a bottle of Beer of all things. Now that was not what I was hoping for, a Beer shooting tank, what good would that do me. But it turned out be and advantage, I would get Az drunk and best then. But that idea didn't work either. So in shame I drove the tank home.
All this took place back when Paxil was still alive and plotting to take over Clan Titan. So in his spare time he started to make a few ‘Additions' to the tank. The first was a sound system that he would use to play his battle charge music to drive fear in to the heart of Doggy, I have to admit it's a nice system. Second was a more comfortable set of seats, over stuffed captain's chairs were a welcome change. The third addition was a button labeled ‘History Eraser' I am not sure exactly how this was going to work in to his plans, but it was at this point in his work that he was no longer able to avoid distractions. The ‘History Eraser Button' doesn't work like it should, you push the button and the first 12 notes of the tune "DIXIE" blare out on a set of ‘Air Horns.'
It was shortly after this time that I took a well need vacation, the tank was left in the care of my good friend Curulan. He didn't do to much with the tank but when I returned I found a few need additions to the tank. The first was a magic ‘Ice Chest' into the cabin of the tank. It's enchanted so that it's always full of what ever food or drink item the occupants of the tank desire, even if they don't realize that they want it. I makes looking for what you want a little tricky, you always find it at the bottom of the chest. The second was that tank was not limited to shooting beer, if it could fit inside a bottle it could be use as ammunition. Also the tank could shoot ‘Paint Balls'. I am unsure if Curulan was behind the changes he will confirm or deny that he was responsible for them.
When I returned from my vacation I noticed that the tank was in need of a fresh paint job, Curulan didn't keep it clean like he was supposed to. I was having a lot of difficulty finding the right shade of pink to match to original color. But I did find that lovely shade of Purple that you see the tank colored today. It was shortly after this fresh paint job that Carn asked if she could take the Tank for a spin. So I showed her how to control the tank and let her have fun. She was grinning from ear to ear as she chased after her husband. But the rest of the castle was not quite sure what to make of this purple tank chasing after the clan's co-leader and they began to attack the tank. It was at this time that Curulan came to our aid, unwilling I might add, but aid he did. He flew just close enough to the top hatch as I reached up to take is ‘Holy-F5' from him. But I missed and got a ‘Not-So-Holy-F5' instead. It worked for my needs and repaired all the damage that the tank had received. When the battle was finished Carn, Sporn, and myself, found ourselves lost in the mountains. After a few days travel we returned home.
The most recent of additions was made by Da'lin, she was flying about and noticed that Twist was using something called a ‘Panic Button.' So being the little thief that she is she stole on of these ‘Panic Buttons' and added it the tank. But in the installation process she cross wired the button. So now when ever the button is pressed there is a semi-magical aura that surrounds tank and all inside this aura are over come with a sense of ‘Warmth and Happiness.'
House Samporna"Base not your joy upon the deeds of others,
For what is given can be taken away"
-Peter Steel