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Postby Feng » July 7th, 2006, 7:43 pm

The right side of a boat was called the starboard side due to the fact that the astronavigators used to stand out on the plank (which was on the right side) to get an unobstructed view of the stars. The left side was called the port side because that was the side that you put in on at the port.
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Postby Hallia » July 7th, 2006, 7:59 pm

I just know this stuff, I see it somewhere and it sticks in my brain.

The only king in a deck of cards without a moustache is the king of hearts. You can check that too.
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Postby Rufus Shinra » July 8th, 2006, 4:21 am

A Women once bought a pet dog from a breeder, once discovering the dog was dead ( a few months after buying it the dog died ) the women then broke into the breeders house and beat the breader with the dead dog!
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Postby Hallia » July 8th, 2006, 12:19 pm

The most valuble companies in the world are Malboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser. In that order.
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Postby zipcat » July 8th, 2006, 3:15 pm

When I was little, I stayed up so late once and could have sworn my poster was talking to me. :shock:
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Postby Curulan » July 8th, 2006, 5:38 pm

Hallia wrote:The most valuble companies in the world are Malboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser. In that order.


Ironically, I prefer all of these companies' competitors.
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Postby Ominous » July 8th, 2006, 7:10 pm

There's a squirrel in my pants.
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Postby Hallia » July 8th, 2006, 9:24 pm

Dentist have proven that you should keep your toothbrush at least 6 feet away from a toilet because of flying particles from the flush.
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Postby dedman » July 9th, 2006, 12:39 pm

In Minnesota, you may not hang male and female underwear next to each other on a clothesline.

*Wink wink, nudge nudge* :P
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Postby Joe » July 9th, 2006, 2:49 pm

the world esploded yesterday, no one noticed though so apparantly life is continuing as normal.
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Postby Rufus Shinra » July 9th, 2006, 5:01 pm

Malboro will begin to loose profits soon i believe, in Australia there is begining to be more harsher anti-smoking laws been enforced, not sure if thats happening world wide though!
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Postby zipcat » July 12th, 2006, 9:44 pm

Over five thousand paper clips are twisted up by nervous people a day.

That's 1,800,000 paper clips a year.

Which is also... about four thousand pounds of twisted paper clips a year.

(1 paper clip = 1 gram, 1 pound = 453.5[something...] grams)
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Postby dedman » July 13th, 2006, 7:25 pm

A rat can last longer without water than a camel can.
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Postby Rufus Shinra » July 14th, 2006, 4:22 pm

In Zoo ( a weekly Australian Magazine ) is states, The Richest Global Barnds are :

1) Coca Cola
2) Microsoft
3) IBM
4) General Elecrics
5) Intel
6)Walt Disney
7) McDonalds
8)Nokia
9) Toyota
10) Malboro
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Postby Hallia » July 15th, 2006, 12:04 pm

The liquid inside young coconuts can be use as a substitute foor blood plasma.
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