by Slicky » September 5th, 2006, 5:41 pm
*Just another day at the Golden Gryffin, and Slicky was in wafting about in his usual haze. As the fumes from his cigar drifted through the air in amusing and delicate patterns, he noticed the scene around him*
*There were many a folk dancing and parading about the hall and quite a few appeared to be very intoxicated. Slicky felt the urge to purge, and decided to find the lavatory when some drunk guy stumbled in front of him*
"Excuse me," Slicky commented, slightly annoyed.
*The man was inquiring about the bathroom and its whereabouts. Slicky was not too familiar with this place either, but he attributed the other's lack of knowledge to the man's quite impressive beer guzzling techniques. But either way, it didn't matter. It was a bar, people were getting drunk, and Slicky was too high to see straight himself. In The Beatles sense of thinking, he just let it be, and proceeded to the bathroom*
*Slicky slid open the door and fumbled into the bathroom, accidentally messing up the sign in the process*
"how the hell do I do this again?"
*Slicky laughed at himself as he tried to figure out how the hell he was going to pee in the puny urinal. His mind was in the clouds and he had almost forgot what he was in the bathroom for.*
*The purple and yellow glow was comforting and nearly the normal in Slicky's world of existence. He failed to notice anything out of the ordinary until his drunk acquaintance stumbled up to the door and nearly fell into the bathroom. Something about the angle of his eyes as he tripped into the wall gave Slicky an epiphany. He struck himself in the face with his hand, realizing how stupid he was not to recognize bow4lyf!
An equal measure of stupidity was noticed when Slicky realized he had successfully gotten urine all over his face*
"YICK!, I can't believe I just did that!" Slicky exclaimed to himself
*Slicky was far too busy trying to scrub his face clean to notice what was going on. In his struggle for cleanliness, it seems that Bow4lyf had disappeared. Normally, this would be no cause for concern, but since Slicky was directly by the door, he hadn't seen his acquaintance leave, and he had not heard any offensive noises, he began to wonder.*
"Where the hell did that drunk bastard go? he asked himself.
*Finally noticing the glow in the bathroom, Slicky decided to do some investigating. He was feeling fine, and digging the funk as he proceeded to the toliet where Bow4lyf had vanished. Why the hell was there a doorknob under the toliet seat? "Oh well, I've seen stranger things" thought Slicky as he leaned in to get a closer look.
The smell of feces, funk, and sweat intrigued the elf as he stared into the toliet bowl. He was caught entirely by surprise when some sort of wind swept him down into the toliet tunnel.*
*Slicky blinked*
"What the Flip was that!?"
*Somehow Slicky ended up right back outside the toilet bowl again, but this time, he was laying on the ground. With a look of disgust, he quickly scrambled off the floor and washed his hands again.*
"Flippin wierd", Slicky said to himself as he started to open the door back to what he thought would be reality.
He was quite surprised to notice a strange, yet inviting scene.
"How psychadelic, what grooviness!! ... Wow, I've got to funk it out.
*Slicky slid off into the crowd to dance with all the humans, while mind you, he was incredibly lit. This would be a night to remember.*