Joke Contest (Rough draft)

[Agustus]

Ok this is one thing that has been discussed by the hc and i bring it to you. this is a PR move to bring more members to join both the clan in game and the site. i want suggestions on how to improve this:

OK!!!!
*pats the dust off of his shoulders*
its been quite a while since i have done this so its gonna be a bit difficult.

Rules:
1 Jokes no top ten lists (sorry Jake... err if your still around......)

2. Keep it clean.... no profanity, no hidden meanings *wink wink* and no racial jokes... well nothing too eccentric.

3.Vote for your favorite joke, ill tally the votes and select the winner when the contest ends. Also to count as a vote the subject line must read "Vote" if it doesnt it dont count.

4.this is a joke thread, if you want to talk about the joke do it in the joke itself.

5.if it gets out of hand this will end... no complaints

6.dont send me letters complaining and asking me for stuff after this is over

Contest ends this saturday. 1st place will get full adventure package.... ie gear(head, body, feet, silver right and silver left, and items. 2nd place will get half of first place package.... ie 1 silver and half the items given to 1st place.
3rd place well will get the satisfaction of getting third place

anyway good luck have fun, be nice.....

Contest brought to you by:
Titan

Consider Joining

Gus
Pr High Councilor

[bow4lyf]

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

[Curulan]

Bow, he wants you to take a look at the contest, not post jokes. This is going to take place on the DC forums.

[Ominous]

I likes it, Gus. As I said earlier, we've done this before (err...I think YOU actually did id) and it was great.

When this goes up in Salamander, everyone remember to go post jokes!

[Agustus]

ya i have done this before...
back when Ericthered was my partner aswell as Yakuta and Coral Dragon(CD)((No not the clan but the person also known as Coral Drache)
it was a hit cuz every two weeks i would do it and since i accumulated alot of stuff throughout the years, i would not run out of things for a while though the other stuff, the silvers/weapons i would quest for.
after a while and do to the people i worked with retiring/quiting do to rl i stopped... so i may need an assistant of sorts to run this aswell since i might not be on long enough to keep it goin

[Agustus]

Posted in salamander Tavern
http://wild.ffiends.com/cgibin/Board6.exe?cfg=DC_Tavern&msg=132

[bow4lyf]

aw dang.. sry guys...
i feel sry for myself too, wasting all that time copying and pasting... *sigh*

[Agustus]

aw dang.. sry guys...
i feel sry for myself too, wasting all that time copying and pasting... *sigh*

havent the foggiest to what your saying...
but anyway the thread was deleted do to it counting as a clan ad and a giveaway

cleared with vertigo3 on the counts....

so anyway its ok guess i wont do this anymore least on those boards.... -_-