Goober44
Nickname/Aliases: Depends on which provence I am in
Name of guild and clan: Clan Titan
Title: Regent
Date of birth: Stopped counting ages ago
Class: Upper middle - lower middle
Alignment: listing to starboard
Race or Species: Human

Gender:

Male
Other Forms: None
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Skin: Bronze
What do you look like: Like a chamelian, I can change to blend in with any group
Describe your attitude: Happy go lucky...till pissed off
Biggest character flaw: Knowing when the joke is over
Personal Quote(s): "Better to be pissed off than on"
Parents: Mr. and Mrs. Goober
Sibling(s): Goobers 1 - 43
Husband(s) or Wife(s): None
Children: I hope not
Guardians: Just angels
Close friends: T maxxmen
Worst enemies: Hackers
Pets and their names: Falcon 'bird'
Favorite Color(s): Black and Silver
Favorite Creature(s): Brunettes
Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew
Favorite Food: Anything deep fried and greasy
Favorite Weapon(s): My wits
Favorite Belonging: the ring I stole from two halflings
Favorite thing to wear: birthday suit
Favorite Song: "We Will Rock You"
Things you collect: phone numbers
God(dess) you worship: The one and only
A dream or goal you have: To outlive you
Hobbies: Donating goods to those who need them
Favorite thing to do: Flirt lewdly with mermaids
Something you are good at: Pissing off Evil Fred
Favourite body part on you: my six pack abs...oops...my keg abs
Favourite body part on the opposite sex: Brains
Tattoos or Birthmarks: Who is asking
Piercing(s): none that are intentional
Best place to hang out: Titan Tavern
Where do you sleep: Anywhere I can
Important lessons you have learned: If it ain't broke...fix it anyways
Best Advice: Attack first ask questions later
Words or phrases you overuse: [Beep] me? No, no, no. [Beep] you.
Most awesome experience of your life: Streaking through the Fairy Forest
Scariest thing you have ever done: Facing the dragon with 14a 20d and no blast
Stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say: "Bet you can't"
Funniest experience: Flirting with Goblin Queen
Brief History: After leaving my castle starting life as a rogue knight I learned a lot by the way of hard knocks untill I met the Titans. They brought me in and set me straight better than any family member. Catch up with me in the Tavern, buy me a cold one and I will elaberate until the wee hours of the morning.