Goober44 | |
Nickname/Aliases: | Depends on which provence I am in |
Name of guild and clan: | Clan Titan |
Title: | Regent |
Date of birth: | Stopped counting ages ago |
Class: | Upper middle - lower middle |
Alignment: | listing to starboard |
Race or Species: | Human |
Gender: |
Male |
Other Forms: | None |
Eyes: | Blue |
Hair: | Blonde |
Skin: | Bronze |
What do you look like: | Like a chamelian, I can change to blend in with any group |
Describe your attitude: | Happy go lucky...till pissed off |
Biggest character flaw: | Knowing when the joke is over |
Personal Quote(s): | "Better to be pissed off than on" |
Parents: | Mr. and Mrs. Goober |
Sibling(s): | Goobers 1 - 43 |
Husband(s) or Wife(s): | None |
Children: | I hope not |
Guardians: | Just angels |
Close friends: | T maxxmen |
Worst enemies: | Hackers |
Pets and their names: | Falcon 'bird' |
Favorite Color(s): | Black and Silver |
Favorite Creature(s): | Brunettes |
Favorite Drink: | Mountain Dew |
Favorite Food: | Anything deep fried and greasy |
Favorite Weapon(s): | My wits |
Favorite Belonging: | the ring I stole from two halflings |
Favorite thing to wear: | birthday suit |
Favorite Song: | "We Will Rock You" |
Things you collect: | phone numbers |
God(dess) you worship: | The one and only |
A dream or goal you have: | To outlive you |
Hobbies: | Donating goods to those who need them |
Favorite thing to do: | Flirt lewdly with mermaids |
Something you are good at: | Pissing off Evil Fred |
Favourite body part on you: | my six pack abs...oops...my keg abs |
Favourite body part on the opposite sex: | Brains |
Tattoos or Birthmarks: | Who is asking |
Piercing(s): | none that are intentional |
Best place to hang out: | Titan Tavern |
Where do you sleep: | Anywhere I can |
Important lessons you have learned: | If it ain't broke...fix it anyways |
Best Advice: | Attack first ask questions later |
Words or phrases you overuse: | [Beep] me? No, no, no. [Beep] you. |
Most awesome experience of your life: | Streaking through the Fairy Forest |
Scariest thing you have ever done: | Facing the dragon with 14a 20d and no blast |
Stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say: | "Bet you can't" |
Funniest experience: | Flirting with Goblin Queen |
Brief History: | After leaving my castle starting life as a rogue knight I learned a lot by the way of hard knocks untill I met the Titans. They brought me in and set me straight better than any family member. Catch up with me in the Tavern, buy me a cold one and I will elaberate until the wee hours of the morning. |