Secret Source | |
Nickname/Aliases: | The Source, SS, Titus Andromicus |
Name of guild and clan: | Would I be sending this to Domination? Titan. |
Title: | Count/Baron/Smart Ass |
Date of birth: | DC I’m 24, 51, and in real I’m 12. |
Class: | Mage/Paladin/Smart Ass |
Alignment: | When I’m feeling good I don’t care, when I feel like I’ve been scraped off the bottom of some ones shoe, and run over by a Mohawk gas truck, Evil. |
Race or Species: | Energy/Drake/Human |
Gender: |
Male |
Other Forms: | Raven, Eagle, Glowing ball of Energy |
Eyes: | Green-Grey |
Hair: | Black |
Skin: | Concealed/Tan/Whitey |
What do you look like: | I have the scientific name Smigitcon, meaning I’m the Leprachaun of the migity smurfs. So I’m short, and normal weight. |
Describe your attitude: | I’m the Average Guy, with Titus I’m a little more loyal, and my actual self I tend to be thinking to much (Sorry CarnelianFire) in the wrong direction, can sometimes be used for evil donations and am very disorganized. |
Biggest character flaw: | I’m supper disorganized, sometimes evil, and some times a smart ass. |
Personal Quote(s): | "Know thy enemy, but most importantly, know thy self." |
Parents: | No...I was a test tube baby. Of course I have parents! |
Sibling(s): | An older Brother, supposedly the evilest man in the world. |
Wife(s): | I have a girlfriend but no wives, maybe one day though. |
Children: | Possibly later in my life. |
Guardians: | Hmmm... St. Peter, no mocked him. Jesus, no mocked him too, Ah! Satan! |
Close friends: | Uh yes but why would you wanna know? I live in Canada, so most a ya out there reading this will probably think I’m living in a god forsaken Igloo! I am Secret Source! And I Am CANADIAN! |
Worst enemies: | Pink Elephants, Brooms,(I have broomamophobia) Oh and Peanut Boy. |
Pets and their names: | Weinerdog named weinerdog, Cat named cat, and my dead cat named furry thing that has four legs and meows a lot. |
Favorite Colour(s): | Green-blue |
Favorite Creature: | Raven, Dragon, Weinerdog. |
Favorite Drink: | Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Wild Cherry Coke. |
Favorite Food: | Chicken, Cheese, Pretzels. |
Favorite Weapon(s): | Ah finally the good stuff. Javelin, Throwing Knifes, and an invention I made, called the Carver. Good old fashioned bastard sword. |
Favorite Belonging: | A shard of Black Amethyst around my neck, that and a couple of peoples souls. |
Favorite thing to wear: | Traditional Battle vestments of the Gladiators and a flowing black robe. |
Favorite Song: | Our Lady Peace; Life, Supermans dead, Is any body home. |
Things you collect: | Foreign Money, souls, special stones. |
God(dess) you worship: | Hmm... Scratch out Jesus, and God, Zeus, Aphrodite, Hercules, Hera, and al the other Greek Gods, Jupiter, Either Satan, or nobody. |
A dream or goal you have: | Have a successful band, and finish the game Arkaine Valor. |
Hobbies: | Drumming, drawing, writing, smashing demons, yelling insults yeah that covers it. |
Favourite thing to do: | Ah this is something you can do to! Now lets say a sibling is away and you hear the phone ring, its for them, use you newly aquired Joes Taxidermies sayings aloud to the person on the phone. Example below. Friend: Hey is John Doe there? Me: Joe’s Taxidermy! You Snuff ‘em we Stuff em! So listen we canda ate youre parakeet so uh well bes senden yous a stuffed squirrel instead! Firend: *Click* |
Something you are good at: | Making smart ass remarks. |
Favourite body part on you: | I give you a hint, and it’s not a toaster! |
Favourite body part on the opposite sex: | I’ll be damned if that’s a toaster! |
Tattoos or Birthmarks: | None |
Piercing(s): | None |
Best place to hang out: | in an old cave me and some friends found. |
Where do you sleep: | Hmm... good point, no it couldn’t be in my bed...? In DC always a suite. |
Important lessons you have learned: | |
Best Advice: | If it’s expiration date is 1408 and it can think for itself, best thing to do is kill it. |
Words or phrases you overuse: | Really...? I never knew that...(all of these have sarcastic tones) Nope couldn’t be... |
Most awesome experience of your life: | The fryed Alan flying through the air, see funniest thing ever seen. |
Scariest thing you have ever done: | Lost the batteries of the remote while flipping channels and got stuck watching the care bears, and didn’t gouge my eyes out! (EVERY TIME I BLINK IT’S THEM AGAIN! NO!!) |
Stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say: | Alan: "Hey let’s go get that Cheerios I stuck in the light socket out with a metal Fork!" Me: "After you..." |
Funniest experience: | What happened after he did that. 5 feet back, twitching, it’s a shame I turned the braker on high before he did it. |
Brief History: | HAVEN’T I TOLD YOU ENOUGH ALREADY!!! *BREAKS OUT SOBBING* JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! *Just kidding* |