Secret Source
Nickname/Aliases: The Source, SS, Titus Andromicus
Name of guild and clan: Would I be sending this to Domination? Titan.
Title: Count/Baron/Smart Ass
Date of birth: DC I’m 24, 51, and in real I’m 12.
Class: Mage/Paladin/Smart Ass
Alignment: When I’m feeling good I don’t care, when I feel like I’ve been scraped off the bottom of some ones shoe, and run over by a Mohawk gas truck, Evil.
Race or Species: Energy/Drake/Human

Gender:

Male
Other Forms: Raven, Eagle, Glowing ball of Energy
Eyes: Green-Grey
Hair: Black
Skin: Concealed/Tan/Whitey
What do you look like: I have the scientific name Smigitcon, meaning I’m the Leprachaun of the migity smurfs. So I’m short, and normal weight.
Describe your attitude: I’m the Average Guy, with Titus I’m a little more loyal, and my actual self I tend to be thinking to much (Sorry CarnelianFire) in the wrong direction, can sometimes be used for evil donations and am very disorganized.
Biggest character flaw: I’m supper disorganized, sometimes evil, and some times a smart ass.
Personal Quote(s): "Know thy enemy, but most importantly, know thy self."
Parents: No...I was a test tube baby. Of course I have parents!
Sibling(s): An older Brother, supposedly the evilest man in the world.
Wife(s): I have a girlfriend but no wives, maybe one day though.
Children: Possibly later in my life.
Guardians: Hmmm... St. Peter, no mocked him. Jesus, no mocked him too, Ah! Satan!
Close friends: Uh yes but why would you wanna know? I live in Canada, so most a ya out there reading this will probably think I’m living in a god forsaken Igloo! I am Secret Source! And I Am CANADIAN!
Worst enemies: Pink Elephants, Brooms,(I have broomamophobia) Oh and Peanut Boy.
Pets and their names: Weinerdog named weinerdog, Cat named cat, and my dead cat named furry thing that has four legs and meows a lot.
Favorite Colour(s): Green-blue
Favorite Creature: Raven, Dragon, Weinerdog.
Favorite Drink: Wild Cherry Pepsi, and Wild Cherry Coke.
Favorite Food: Chicken, Cheese, Pretzels.
Favorite Weapon(s): Ah finally the good stuff. Javelin, Throwing Knifes, and an invention I made, called the Carver. Good old fashioned bastard sword.
Favorite Belonging: A shard of Black Amethyst around my neck, that and a couple of peoples souls.
Favorite thing to wear: Traditional Battle vestments of the Gladiators and a flowing black robe.
Favorite Song: Our Lady Peace; Life, Supermans dead, Is any body home.
Things you collect: Foreign Money, souls, special stones.
God(dess) you worship: Hmm... Scratch out Jesus, and God, Zeus, Aphrodite, Hercules, Hera, and al the other Greek Gods, Jupiter, Either Satan, or nobody.
A dream or goal you have: Have a successful band, and finish the game Arkaine Valor.
Hobbies: Drumming, drawing, writing, smashing demons, yelling insults yeah that covers it.
Favourite thing to do: Ah this is something you can do to! Now lets say a sibling is away and you hear the phone ring, its for them, use you newly aquired Joes Taxidermies sayings aloud to the person on the phone. Example below. Friend: Hey is John Doe there? Me: Joe’s Taxidermy! You Snuff ‘em we Stuff em! So listen we canda ate youre parakeet so uh well bes senden yous a stuffed squirrel instead! Firend: *Click*
Something you are good at: Making smart ass remarks.
Favourite body part on you: I give you a hint, and it’s not a toaster!
Favourite body part on the opposite sex: I’ll be damned if that’s a toaster!
Tattoos or Birthmarks: None
Piercing(s): None
Best place to hang out: in an old cave me and some friends found.
Where do you sleep: Hmm... good point, no it couldn’t be in my bed...? In DC always a suite.
Important lessons you have learned:
Best Advice: If it’s expiration date is 1408 and it can think for itself, best thing to do is kill it.
Words or phrases you overuse: Really...? I never knew that...(all of these have sarcastic tones) Nope couldn’t be...
Most awesome experience of your life: The fryed Alan flying through the air, see funniest thing ever seen.
Scariest thing you have ever done: Lost the batteries of the remote while flipping channels and got stuck watching the care bears, and didn’t gouge my eyes out! (EVERY TIME I BLINK IT’S THEM AGAIN! NO!!)
Stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say: Alan: "Hey let’s go get that Cheerios I stuck in the light socket out with a metal Fork!" Me: "After you..."
Funniest experience: What happened after he did that. 5 feet back, twitching, it’s a shame I turned the braker on high before he did it.
Brief History: HAVEN’T I TOLD YOU ENOUGH ALREADY!!! *BREAKS OUT SOBBING* JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! *Just kidding*