9 Olympic Quotes (May not be "work safe")

[jadewik]

9 Quotations from the Beijing Olympics, 2008

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said.

[Ominous]

3. I was going to ask if he was French, since the word "parents" can also mean relatives. But, nope, he's from Wisconsin.
7-9: SUPER LOL

[Twist Rolarian]

[Agustus]

rofl
liked number 9
expecially since the commentator caught it after he/she said it

[boywonder]

AHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAA! they're all super great

[Leotheras]

OMG! THOSE ARE AMAZING! ^_^

[mikey taylor]

did you find those somewhere or did you pick those up as you watched? yeah i heard a lot of goof ups during basketball, and when bob costas was trying to kill time. i hate bob costas by the way...

[jadewik]

Someone sent them to me... I don't have that much time to watch TV. Hehe.