Twilight

[Carzal]

I really hate twilight. I want to know how many of you do too.
I actually hate it enough that I am planning on putting all of my various attacks on it together into one mega attack essay kind of thing. Once I have time for that (which is never), I will post it here.
But yes, tell me how terrible it is.

[James]

I come from Forks.

I worked at the Chamber of Commerce.

I dealt with crazy girls freaking out because we have things from Forks to give out.

I haven't read past the first book, but apparently a lot of weird things happen.

Honestly, I'm kind of sick of it, but I guess it benefits my hometown. Whatever.

[TBeck]

i laughed all through out the movie... it was so awkward at parts it was halarious

[Carzal]

Oh my god, TBeck, who was trying to emasculate you by forcing you to watch that?
Although, mind you, I've heard that it's significantly better than the books and that there's a number of fight scenes, which is all good.

[TBeck]

It may have been a girl

[Curulan]

It may have been a girl, but you're not sure...?

[jadewik]

Well, Carzal... once the initial "ZOMG-FANGIRL" wore off, I've been cured from the Twilight phenomenon... especially after reading Breaking Dawn (WTH?) Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I still think Twilight is a good candy-read for the romance-hungry female... but the movie sucked big-time, I thought. It was too cheese for me...

So... I might go so far as to say I'm "cured".

[Curulan]

GOOD.

[Carzal]

I heartily agree with Curu; good for you carn.

[Zuka Zamamee]

I will keep as many vulgar statements out of my post, though my opinion about Twilight is FULL of them.

The person who wrote the books should crawl into a corner and die.

Anyone who thinks that Twilight is a good representation of a vampire should jump off a cliff.

Anyone who even remotely likes that POS series or movie should kindly remove themselves from the gene pool so they don't contaminate the world.

And here are my reasons why Twilight pisses me off to no end:

First off, vampires DON'T EFFIN SPARKLE! They're murderers. Killers. Stalkers of the night. They FEAST on human blood for Christ's sake. Where the hell do you even remotely conceive of the idea that they should SPARKLE, of all things?!? Do you have to smoke, inject, huff, or snort some contraband item for your brain to put sparkly objects and an undead killer together? In most likelihood, yes.

Second, vampires can't go into the sunlight. They'll die. End of story. Period. (Also, screw the idea of daywalkers, they aren't true vampires.)

Third, vampires can't have sex. This applies to Underworld as well. A vampire is undead. Their body doesn't function like a normal human's does. Period. End of story.

Fourth, vampires don't care about human drama. This whole "Oh, I can kill Bella, but I don't want to" BS ticks me off. Kill her. Feast on her blood and get it over with. She's your food source, you incompetant twit and lousy excuse for a killer.

Finally, if you want to read books about vampires and talk about them, read Anne Rice. 'Nuff said.

Funny thing is, both myself and my English teacher here at college hold these same views about Twilight. She's writing an 80+ page essay about how shitty the series is and how its the worst written vampire book in history.

[Carzal]

I'm going to write a slightly shorter essay once school is out.
hi zuka

[Zuka Zamamee]

Hey Carzal. How's life treating ya?

[Carzal]

as well as she usually does, I suppose. Generally fine, although at times she's a little rough. Like exam time.
yourself? still... I really don't remember what you were doing. It was marines, or airforce or you were going onto university. One of those three.
Obviously you've kept your sanity, if you dislike Twilight.